Shiloh:
What are you eatin'? Can I have some, huh, huh? Just a little, aww come on...give me some!!
Thanks, that was goooooood!
Oh, I'm sooooooooooo happppppppy to see you! (wag, wag, wag) Do I know you? I don't care, I like you anyway!!!!
Where are those nice old guys we see on our walks? Let's go run and find 'em! Hold on, MOM.
(To any other dog other than Killian...)Are you lookin' at me? Are YOU lookin' at ME??
Good, Killian isn't lookin', I'll eat his food.
Throw the frisbee, throw the frisbee!
I got it, I got it.
Let me see what's in the fridge, too.
Move over, MOM, I'm gettin' on the bed.

Killian:
I won't eat my food and I'll get really good people food.
Hey, this food is good, I'll carry my bowl into the dining room so Shiloh can't steal it.
I'm going in the basement to get my dog bones that I hid.
I'll hide this bone in the laundry basket with all the clean clothes.
I'll catch that stinkin' chipmunk, I will, I will.
I'll catch that bird, too. Hey, get back here. Chicken!
Hey, Shiloh, who has guard duty tonight?
Shiloh, get that squeeky toy out of my ear!
OHHHHH NOOOOOO, not the vet AGAIN!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRR, keep walkin'. I'm watchin' ya through my front window.
(To any other dog) Are you lookin' at me? OK, go ahead.

Great topic, I could go on and on and on....