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    When I had an answering machine, I had THIS message:

    *water splashing* Hi, this is Donna. My trainer Sven and I are in the hot tub after a GRRRRRREAT workout, so I can't come to the phone. Please leave a message after the beep and I'll call you when we're out and dry!"

    Tata for for now!!!

    *rubber duck squeaks*

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    Well LOL I wonder why Donna.. But I liked your message as well..
    Quote Originally Posted by moosmom
    When I had an answering machine, I had THIS message:

    *water splashing* Hi, this is Donna. My trainer Sven and I are in the hot tub after a GRRRRRREAT workout, so I can't come to the phone. Please leave a message after the beep and I'll call you when we're out and dry!"

    Tata for for now!!!

    *rubber duck squeaks*

    Unfortunately, I was up for a job as a secretary at a Synagogue when the Rabbi called to set up a second interview. Needless to say, I DIDN'T get the job!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by moosmom
    When I had an answering machine, I had THIS message:

    *water splashing* Hi, this is Donna. My trainer Sven and I are in the hot tub after a GRRRRRREAT workout, so I can't come to the phone. Please leave a message after the beep and I'll call you when we're out and dry!"

    Tata for for now!!!

    *rubber duck squeaks*

    Unfortunately, I was up for a job as a secretary at a Synagogue when the Rabbi called to set up a second interview. Needless to say, I DIDN'T get the job!!

    Yea.... LOL funny funny funny!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by moosmom
    When I had an answering machine, I had THIS message:

    *water splashing* Hi, this is Donna. My trainer Sven and I are in the hot tub after a GRRRRRREAT workout, so I can't come to the phone. Please leave a message after the beep and I'll call you when we're out and dry!"

    Tata for for now!!!

    *rubber duck squeaks*

    Unfortunately, I was up for a job as a secretary at a Synagogue when the Rabbi called to set up a second interview. Needless to say, I DIDN'T get the job!!
    HAH !!!! Classic !!!!!!
    Geez........I would have given ya the job !!!!
    Wom

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