I can already feel the difficulty in this. but after posting in the "If I could change one thing..." thread, I think this is what I need.

1) I know a lot about PotC and Johnny Depp
2) I am almost always happy.
3) I am on the computer 80% of the time yet I still get all A's.
4) I read tons of books.
5) I am mature for my age. (Only when I want to be though.)
6) I have a good vocabulary and I can pronounce many words. (Although I do have difficulty spelling them)
7. I have nice legs, or so I've been told.