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  1. #1
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    4:15 AM,
    Last night's food is still in dish;
    Leftovers are BAD.

    What's this in my dish?
    Friskies Mixed Grill yet again?
    I want Fancy Feast!

    Mom got a new plant --
    Eight bucks at the garden store;
    Think I'll have a taste.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    The white clipped cat hairs
    Dance on streams of pure sunlight.
    Dad's not that tidy.

    -----------------
    Dad gave me a trim
    He's cut my hair in stages.
    No real bald spots-yet!

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    Chicken and mayo?
    What are those green things in there?
    I'm a carnivore!

    Herbs and vegetables?
    Why not serve me some tofu?
    I am no health nut!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD
    Chicken and mayo?
    What are those green things in there?
    I'm a carnivore!
    Mom is making lunch.
    Tuna salad, give me some!
    Take the green things out!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Staring at the wall.
    Cat what are you looking at?
    "haha, Made you look!"

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    My cat says "meow"
    Translated it could mean anything.
    Some how I do know!

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    The earth shakes and quakes
    The Edster moves to and fro...
    Is it over, Dad?

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    Modified meatloaf?
    The cool tile floor is relief.
    For my heated bits?

    Splay legged today.
    The thermometers don't lie!
    Dog days, over soon?

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