The Deer Hunter

[Marigold2]

OMG, hunting deer, how horrible.

[joycenalex]

wom, i lived near there for years, are you sure this isn't true? soma-those-guys took deer season seriously

[Lady's Human]

John, Bob and Joe were out deer hunting.

While returning to camp shortly after bagging the biggest buck he had ever taken, Bob had a heart attack.

John and Joe unsuccessfully tried to revive him. While breaking camp, Joe took the buck and packed the carcass for transport. John asked him why he had packed the buck, as they only had room for either the buck or Bob's body in their car.

Joe replied, "We can come back for Bob later. I figure no one's going to try and steal him."