Quote Originally Posted by Cincy'sMom
I know it is now well beyond "Thursday" and I am really late to the bar, but last night I heard "Ticks" for the first time. I also heard another song coming out on his album this week...There may have to be a Brad Paisley themed week at the bar. I couldn't find the lyrics yet, but look for "Online" after Tuesday. Too funny!!!
Well I might be late for last Thursday but I am early for this week. I bought Brad's new CD today "5th Gear" (saved $5.00 at K-Mart on special ). I just listened to the whole thing and laughed out loud at Online.

I work down at the Pizza Pit and I drive an old Hyundai.
I still live with my mom and dad. I'm five foot three and overweight.
I'm a sci-fi fanatic, mild asthmatic. Never been to second base
but there's a whole nother me that you need to see.
Go check out MySpace.

Cause online I'm out in Hollywood. I'm six foot five and I look damn good. I drive a Maserati. I'm a black belt in karate and I love a good glass of wine.

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious. I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious. Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way... chat, with two women at one time. Yeah I'm cooler online. I'm so much cooler online.

I get home I kiss my mom and she fixes me a snack. I head down to my basement bedroom and fire up my Mac. In real life the only time I've ever been to L.A.
was when I got the chance with the marching band to play tuba in the Rose Parade.
But online I live in Malibu. I pose for Calvin Klein. I've been in GQ.

I'm single and I'm rich and I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind. It turns girls on that I'm mysterious. I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way... chat, with two women at one time. I'm so much cooler online. Yeah, I'm so much cooler online.

When you've got my kind of stats it's hard to get a date, let alone a real girfriend, but I grow another foot and lose a bunch of weight every time I log in.

Online I'm out in Hollywood. I'm six foot five and I look damn good. Even on a slow day I can have a three way.....chat, with two women at a time. I'm so much cooler online. Yeah I'm cooler online. I'm so much cooler online. Yeah I'm cooler online.