I hope the place isn't too clean; Frankie and Riley would like to do some spot lick'n!

That toast sure hit the spot! ES, I'll join you with a Redneck from a mason jar! Earlier this month I was at a western days rodeo and we were drinking out of mason jars, but they weren't authentic by any means.

You know you've been dealing with banks too much when someone says they're taking away your credit and you start wondering if you've missed any bills this month!