A true story....a manger once called me....had an employee going out to his car and pouring something from a Barney shampoo bottle into his Mountain Dew. Manager checked and found it was vodka. Wanted to know what to do?

I suggested...
............fire him for keeping his vodka in a Barney shampoo bottle
............fire him for mixing vodka and Mountain Dew or
............fire him for drinking on the job.

Everyone knows Mountain Dew only goes with Southern Comfort!