I want to check you for ticks Thursday-216

[RICHARD]

THanks to Cmayer for posting this song in the Gen Area,
I heard it a few days ago and laughed, then thought-
There is a Thursday Theme Song!

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Every time you take a sip
In this smoky atmosphere
You press that bottle to your lips
And I wish I was your beer
In the small there of your back
Your jeans are playing peekaboo
I'd like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo.

Hey that gives me an idea
Let's get out of this bar
Drive out into the country
And find a place to park.

'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks.

I know the perfect little path
Out in these woods I used to hunt
Don't worry babe I've got your back
And I've also got your front
Now, I'd hate to waste a night like this
I'll keep you safe you wait and see
The only thing allowed to crawl all over you when we get there is me.

You know every guy in here tonight
Would like to take you home
But I've got way more class than them
Babe that ain't what I want.

'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks.

You never know where one might be
There's lots of places that are hard to reach
I gotcha.

I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you baby way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks.

I'd sure like to check you for ticks...

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And we'll have a Salty Dog as the DOTD?


Rub lime on the rim of a glass, dip in kosher salt.
3/4 glass of ice, 2 oz. of vodka and grapefruit juice to top it off...


Magnifying glasses are at the end of the bar...Start looking...

AFTER WE CLEAN UP!

[Killearn Kitties]

You started early because it will take a whole day to clean up! I thought we were getting firemen with hoses???

grumble grumble - I will get out my scrubbing brush.

[Lady's Human]

<Pokes head in the door>

Is it safe in here yet?

Come on, Orc, Let's help KK and Richard clean up this mess. We don't need KK flouncing off in disgust.

[joycenalex]

who knew mashed blackbeans, corn and cilantro could dry to such a hard crust? ...picks up paint scraper...may i have a strong latin american coffee with double cream please...scrape,scrape....hehehe

[cmayer31]

I'd love to take credit for the original post, but I just bumped it up in gen. Sparks19 deserves the credit for the original post.

I think some thick french toast made of sourdough bread and lots of powdered sugar sounds awesome this morning for breakfast, and some nice fresh squeezed lemonade to rinse it down.

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

<Pokes head in the door>

Is it safe in here yet?

Come on, Orc, Let's help KK and Richard clean up this mess. We don't need KK flouncing off in disgust.

I'm here too, with the mops and buckets and a whole little red wagon full of cleaning supplies. Where would you like me to start?

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

I'd love to take credit for the original post, but I just bumped it up in gen. Sparks19 deserves the credit for the original post.

I think some thick french toast made of sourdough bread and lots of powdered sugar sounds awesome this morning for breakfast, and some nice fresh squeezed lemonade to rinse it down.

Wow that French Toast sounds good, may I have a plate please? Do you think it would go good with that Salty Dog?

[Edwina's Secretary]

RICHARD, you ole romantic you......I bet that song wins the girl every time...

Here's a drink to go with it...called the Redneck

1/4 - 1/2 part Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
fill with Mountain Dew® citrus soda

Directions
Fill a mason jar 1/4 to 1/2 full with Southern Comfort, depending on how strong you want the drink. Fill the jar the rest of the way with Mountain Dew. Stir and enjoy! Add some ice if you plan on drinking this over a period of time

[gini]

Wow! Sara? Is that one of Don's recipes? Who woulda thunk it.......he drinks out of mason jars? Somehow it just doesn't suit his image.

Yeah, Richard's lyrics kinda make you tear up don't they?

[lbaker]

Let me put on my cleaning woman kerchief before I get started. I really don't need monkey hands checking my head for ticks thank you very much (no offense Mario dear). Sara, no offense to you if I decline the Southern Comfort and, and.. Mountain Dew? *erk* Rather difficult to combine checking for ticks and sophistication come to think about it ... so BRING ER ON

[slick]

Checked for ticks??? OK, here's $20. Frisk me!!!!!!

[Edwina's Secretary]

A true story....a manger once called me....had an employee going out to his car and pouring something from a Barney shampoo bottle into his Mountain Dew. Manager checked and found it was vodka. Wanted to know what to do?

I suggested...
............fire him for keeping his vodka in a Barney shampoo bottle
............fire him for mixing vodka and Mountain Dew or
............fire him for drinking on the job.

Everyone knows Mountain Dew only goes with Southern Comfort!

[smokey the elder]

<puts on Level 4 biohazard gear> I'll help clean up, then make some raspberry mojitos to help cool down!

[Lady's Human]

STE, the tyvek suits are a great idea, but I don't think we need the respirators.

Raspberry mojitos sound great!

I'll get the slushie mixer going as well.

[Killearn Kitties]

Can we stop yet? Have we scraped enough guacamole and other yuk off the walls yet? Please may I have a salty dog, or a raspberry mojito, or anything really?