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    LORDY! WHAT A MESS!!!

    Whisk_Luva wants to come play with you!!! I told her ok as long as she tells one clean joke first!!!

    Speaking of clean ...... anyone got shovels?
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    This is my first time- to be a member some people have told me to post a clean joke????? Uh… How many Mario's does it take to change a light bulb?
    None. He'd steal the bulb and run off with it!


    Right now onto my post……

    *Grabs cleaner* I just saw something moving in the salsa and had to clean it and see what it was! Turns out Mario had a few to many and passed out on the floor underneath the salsa...
    -Ellie

    'If everyone else's opinion is what matters, then do you ever really have one of your own?'- Jodi Picoult, Nineteen Minutes

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    Mario! You'd do ANYTHING to get

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    Is that why it is so dark in the L&F? Mario's run off with the lightbulbs!
    Welcome Whisk_Luva. Hope you left your baby Whisk at home. He will be stepped on in this riot!

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    Mario! You'd do ANYTHING to get attention! Gini, how about sone HAZMAT women for us menfolk?!

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    Never give a chemist ideas about things that go *boom*! How about an Alka-Seltzer in some white vinegar? THAT will make a (safe ) mess!
    I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
    "Not my circus, not my monkeys!"-Polish proverb

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    Hope you left your baby Whisk at home. He will be stepped on in this riot!
    I left him at home coz I thought someone might throw him, probably into the l & f and we cant be having that!
    -Ellie

    'If everyone else's opinion is what matters, then do you ever really have one of your own?'- Jodi Picoult, Nineteen Minutes

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    Oh has anyone got any pain killers for Mario? He is gonna be very hungover!
    -Ellie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whisk_Luva
    Oh has anyone got any pain killers for Mario? He is gonna be very hungover!
    We'll just give him some blueberries!!! He loves them so much, he'll forget anything else.
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip

    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

    Frankie

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    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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    Ok! Here we go Mario! *Chucks Blueberry*

    Uhhhhhhh.............. sorry Connie I hit you there......!

    *Chucks another* *Smash*

    Oops I threw it a little too hard... those glasses are meant to be smashed.... honest

    *Chucks loads* I dont remember the bar being blue........... oh well
    -Ellie

    'If everyone else's opinion is what matters, then do you ever really have one of your own?'- Jodi Picoult, Nineteen Minutes

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    this has got to be one of the funnest Thursdays yet...

    It makes the cleanup fun too! Identify that stain!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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