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Thread: Thursdays #215: Thursdays Gets Offensive!

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    Not unless it's a 55 gallon pen!

    No worries, we're waiting for the fire Dept.
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Uh oh... is that a diet Coke stain on the ceiling? Is Mister Clean in the house?
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human
    No worries, we're waiting for the fire Dept.
    **swoon** Did someone say Fire Department.....with real firemen???? Oh oh... I can meet them in the street and direct them over here.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    WHEEEEE!! I have gone skating before, but never Salsa skating. Gee, this is fun! You can slide all of the way from the front door back to the fireplace.

    The stuff kinda makes a splashy sound too.

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    This is not fair....MOM!!!!!![/QUOTE]
    that's who gave me the recipie!....reloading serving spoon........
    joyce who has princess peanut, spokesdog for the catpack, mojo, magic, kira and squirty, members of the catpack, angel duke, a good dog who is missed and angel alex the wonder dog, handsome prince.

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    FireMEN?! *elbows Slick* this way boyz

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    Quote Originally Posted by lbaker
    FireMEN?! *elbows Slick* this way boyz
    LOL! *joins line behind lbaker and Slick*
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    LORDY! WHAT A MESS!!!

    Whisk_Luva wants to come play with you!!! I told her ok as long as she tells one clean joke first!!!

    Speaking of clean ...... anyone got shovels?
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    This is my first time- to be a member some people have told me to post a clean joke????? Uh… How many Mario's does it take to change a light bulb?
    None. He'd steal the bulb and run off with it!


    Right now onto my post……

    *Grabs cleaner* I just saw something moving in the salsa and had to clean it and see what it was! Turns out Mario had a few to many and passed out on the floor underneath the salsa...
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    Mario! You'd do ANYTHING to get

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    Is that why it is so dark in the L&F? Mario's run off with the lightbulbs!
    Welcome Whisk_Luva. Hope you left your baby Whisk at home. He will be stepped on in this riot!

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    Mario! You'd do ANYTHING to get attention! Gini, how about sone HAZMAT women for us menfolk?!

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    Never give a chemist ideas about things that go *boom*! How about an Alka-Seltzer in some white vinegar? THAT will make a (safe ) mess!
    I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
    "Not my circus, not my monkeys!"-Polish proverb

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    Hope you left your baby Whisk at home. He will be stepped on in this riot!
    I left him at home coz I thought someone might throw him, probably into the l & f and we cant be having that!
    -Ellie

    'If everyone else's opinion is what matters, then do you ever really have one of your own?'- Jodi Picoult, Nineteen Minutes

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    Oh has anyone got any pain killers for Mario? He is gonna be very hungover!
    -Ellie

    'If everyone else's opinion is what matters, then do you ever really have one of your own?'- Jodi Picoult, Nineteen Minutes

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