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  1. #1
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    "Would like to sleep!?"
    Perchance to dream.
    What fools these mortals be ~
    A cat dream.
    WATCH OUT!!

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    My cat is my life.
    Unpredictable furball?
    No, my sanity!

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    who snores the loudest?
    Either me or the Edster?
    Who cares? I'm asleep!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD
    who snores the loudest?
    Either me or the Edster?
    Who cares? I'm asleep!
    Why are you asleep?
    I say that it's time to play!
    Wake up! Play with me!

    4 AM, still dark
    Birds are chirping, clear and loud;
    Cassie listens too.

    You're asleep again?
    I need food, can't open can;
    Need your thumbs for that.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom

    You're asleep again?
    I need food, can't open can;
    Need your thumbs for that.
    Opposing digits?
    Sink your claws into my skin.
    Will open can now!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Belly up on couch.
    Cooling privates on hot day?
    Legs spread, in the air!

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