The Lost Angeles County Sheriff's Department, who runs the jail system is denying a report that Hilton's parents offered to sponsor the annual Sheriff's Christmas Ball.....


"Sheriffs don't have Balls", a spokesman commented.


Obviously.

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Everyone from Al Sharpton to the El Lay city council is up in arms.


Kee-rist.


know this sounds terrible but I really hope she effs up...badly...



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BTW, the head of the LACSD is named Lee Baca.


AH.