Paris is free

[RICHARD]

A press release just out gives the reason for PH's early exit from jail as follows..

"Ms Hilton was traumatized when she realized that everyone was wearing what she had on, She also showed signs of disorientation when she asked about the phone line in her room....

"Why is it called a cell?"

[sparks19]

Ugh sickening....

I just don't even know what to say.

[KYS]

I heard she had a rash?
Whatever, what a joke the sheriffs made of our judicial system
when it comes to the Rich and Famous.

[rosethecopycat]

I heard she had a rash?

Don't most prisoners have a rash of some sort or another?

[Pawsitive Thinking]

Maybe the silly moo thought she was on a reality tv show?

[wombat2u2004]

She done the crime.
Now she's done the time.
3 days is enuf for a beautiful talented lady like Paris.
I love her.
FREE PARIS !!!!!!
Wom

[buttercup132]

This should be a lesson to everyone, if you ever get sent to jail just say you feel like your going to have a break down. Herd it works pretty well.

[lizbud]

The poor thing was crying night & day and she wouldn't eat.
I heard she threatned to hold her breath till she turned blue & that did it....
they let her out.

[rosethecopycat]

[QUOTE=lizbud
I heard she threatned to hold her breath till she turned blue & that did it....
they let her out. [/QUOTE]


I didn't realize that worked! I'll keep that in mind, as will many prisoners, I'm sure.

[RICHARD]

The Lost Angeles County Sheriff's Department, who runs the jail system is denying a report that Hilton's parents offered to sponsor the annual Sheriff's Christmas Ball.....


"Sheriffs don't have Balls", a spokesman commented.


Obviously.

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Everyone from Al Sharpton to the El Lay city council is up in arms.


Kee-rist.


know this sounds terrible but I really hope she effs up...badly...



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BTW, the head of the LACSD is named Lee Baca.


AH.

[Alysser]

I really hate all this BS. She's such a freakin' peice of scum, I don't get why anyone would protest for her?? I'm sure this taught her nothing more then to just cry until you get what you want. And people claim celebs don't get special treatment. Yeah....OK.

[Cinder & Smoke]

MEMO:

Sleep in your Car, sleep in the Airport, sleep in the Bus Station ...
but
do NOT

sleep in a HILTON Hotel/Motel!!!!

>>Pass the Word!<<


/s/ Phred

[lbaker]

The Lost Angeles County Sheriff's Department, who runs the jail system is denying a report that Hilton's parents offered to sponsor the annual Sheriff's Christmas Ball.....


"Sheriffs don't have Balls", a spokesman commented.


Obviously.

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Everyone from Al Sharpton to the El Lay city council is up in arms.


Kee-rist.


know this sounds terrible but I really hope she effs up...badly...



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BTW, the head of the LACSD is named Lee Baca.


AH.

Oh RICHARD, you never cease to amaze me

[ratdogg]

I hope they toss her back in jail. she has a 9am hearing on friday and the judge that originally sentenced her has authority over the corrupt sheriff. I would bet money her pampered butt gets thrown back in the slammer. lets not forget the police officers of los angeles shot television reporters during an immigration protest just a couple months ago. hopefully the judicial system will try to act more honorably than the police/sheriffs