Cinder & Smokey: Company comes to da Ranch (6/01/07)

[Jadapit]

She's a doll! She has eyes just like my Ebony. If she's anything at all like Ebony she will keep you busy, also she will have you laughing a lot. I would love to dog sit Dakota!

[Randi]

Love the tales! But do you ever get enough sleep, Phred? Well, Sunday is soon here!

Dakota looks like a huge beauty. Hope you, Cinder, Smoke and Boots can get some more cuddle time next week.

[Freedom]

**sigh** I am just so happy after reading throug this thread. What a lot of fun ( and a bit of work) all to help a new family out! And I think YOU got the better part of the deal; at least YOURS is house trained.

Looking forward to hearing more about the visiting dog AND the new nephew.

[K9soul]

She's beautiful! Such a smiley face and a beautiful sleek coat! Sounds like things are mostly going pretty smooth . Show the younger kids how it's done Cinder!

[lbaker]

Did the 'mater juz work? I remember you saying that a better fix was some sort of "feminine hygiene" product that you had to send SmokeMutt in to the store to get (with the $$ in a pocket around his neck)

[Bengalz]

What a pretty pretty girl Trust our Mizer Phred to surround himself with the most gorgeous she-dogs Bet you're just loving all that extra attention

[cassiesmom]

OK Cinder and Smokey, and Phred ... I am ready for 'Kota tales any time! Cinder, I hope you're not 'Kota's escort for much longer cos it sounds like you aren't enjoying it.

[Ginger's Mom]

Well Smokey we are going to have to depend on you to keep us updated because Ms. Cinder is going to have her paws full for awhile (it's tough always being the good one, isn't it Cinder ). But, boy, the "tails" Dakota is going to have to share with her family after a week at the ranch.

[dukedogsmom]

She's so cute! I think she'll like it there. I thought she had some Grayhound in her. Maybe she does. Whatever's in her, she's adorable. I hope she enjoys her stay at the ranch and Cinder and Smoke enjoy her, too.

[Glacier]

Ah, she's cute. Hope everyone survives her visit! She sounds like a handful!

[Cinder & Smoke]

Did the 'mater juz work?

I remember you saying that a better fix was some sort of "feminine hygiene" product that you had to send SmokeMutt in to the store to get (with the $$ in a pocket around his neck)

"Willa" was a long Tyme ago ... after First Shepherds Casey and Arrow;
but before Husky/Shepherd Shadow ...

Only "fix" I knew at the time (used more the once on Casey ) was the
Old Tyme Remedy of repeated rubbings with Tomato Juze (from the can);
followed by either Laundry or Dish Washin soap baths.
With enough applications, it "worked" ... PLUS, you were So Used to being
in and around the STINK - you couldn't tell HOW the Dawg smelled!

I'd totally forgotten the "Feminine Product Remedy" ... prolly kuz it was
so darn *embarrisun* to "obtain" the stuff ...
Think I only used that one time till I learned about the Hydrogen Peroxide +
Baking Soda + Dish Soap concoction.

[Catty1]

Think I only used that one time till I learned about the Hydrogen Peroxide + Dish Soap concoction.

Ummm....I sure hope the two products ain't interchangeable!

Any reports from Dakota's home front? Did she learn any manners?

Sure is a pretty girl!

[LuckyNumber7]

I love her little bandana!

WHat's a Florida bandana? I keep looking in local stores for nice bandanas for my dogs, but so far have only found one that I liked (a Red Sox one, of course!)

Any sites anyone can recommend?

Also - Dakota is a cutie! How nice of you to watch her!

[Cinder & Smoke]

'Kota here ... anudder 'furst" --- tyme onna Puter PawBoard!

I'z been askin - an not gettin mucha an answer ...
WHUT's a "SWIM inna BigLake"??

Gud Grief! Klipp an Klopp are about jumpin outta their FurSkins!
Yippin an Yappin ... where ARE we?

Almost atta BigLake? Looks like inna woods ta me!
OMG! Iz dat all WADDER out there?
Looks a lil bigger than da Crick a-hind my Howze!

Whut's DISS Kontrapshun??
A THREE-Way Y-Thingy ... HO Boy ... pull harder, guyz ... he's teeterin!

We're goin back fur da WHUT? ... Power Steerin Unit fur ME!??

Looks like a Mid-Evil Torture rig ... GAAAAK! ... I kan't BREATHE!
Oh ... don't <pull>, huh?

So ... WHUDDA we DO here?
Walk out onna 'Dock' ... whut'sa 'Dock'?
OMG! --- Diss iz like walkin onna rollie-koaster ... look - da Bus Driver almost felled in!

I'll jest *watch* fur a tyme or two ... UN-HOOK ME!
<gasp>
Did you two jest **JUMP IN**??




Third Tyme is NOT gonna be no *charm* wiff me! ... Iffin I go in, da Bus Driver goes in!
Third an Fourth rounds wuz a draw ... I hung onna "dock" wiffa Death Grip!

Fifth Round I wound up back onna Three-Way Hook-em Up ... Klipp an Klopp <leaped> in
an drug me over da side wiff 'em ...
{{Splish}} - {{Splash}} - {{KA-SPLAT}} <gasp>

Cinder, Dakota, and poor SmokeMutts - Who STILL hasn't *bobbed up* yet! >>>

<gulllllp>
<sputter> - <sputter> ... <putt> - <putt> - <putt> ...

THANKS fur all da Step-by-Step Instructions!
I kudda DROWNED back there!

Do It AGAIN!?? --- Are you guyz NUTZ??

Well, da *SWIMMIN* part izzint so bad ... but dat Jumpin IN wiffa
Big <SHOVE> kinda *suckz*!

So ... this is *SWIMMIN*, huh?

And you guys say it'z *PHUNN* ??

Wunder iffin my MOM would approve of diss activity?

Uhhh ... do we get a TOWEL?

/s/ a Damp 'Kota

[ramanth]

Sounds like Chipper's description of swimmin'.

Like Tamara said, I hope everyone survives the visit! Dakota is really cute.