Weapons of mesh destruction found.

[lbaker]

"Bending Rabbits" ~ great name for a Rock Band Oh stop me, I'm killing myself

[slick]

LOL I wouldn't suprise me if there was already a rock band by that name. I can just see it now.

"Opening for the Bending Rabbits we have a new band on the scene. Please put your hands together and welcome....

The Hare Heads"...

See Richard???? You plant a seed and we run with it!!!! You're so easy......

Stop killing yourself Twisted Sister. You are needed.

[Pam]

"a folding hair".... Is that anything like a comb-over, ala The Donald? sorry RICHARD, you are just so easy and I'm in a goofy mood

Laurie, I don't see you here too often, but when you do post they are priceless!

[gini]

And for the record,

I took out a folding hair and read the newpaper while I waited!

So you took out your "folding hair" and your "new" paper (is that opposed to your "old" paper?) and then what did you do? (oh, maybe I don't want to know).

[slick]

OMD Gini, I never caught the "newpaper".............

Better the "new" paper as opposed to the "toilet" paper.... We certainly are on a "roll" aren't we???

[gini]

It was probably "two-ply" - we have good new paper here in LA.

[lbaker]

"POOR RICHARDS ALMANAC" has yet another chapter ~

[Karen]

Back to the original post - it's not just cats! One day a certain wee brown bunny found a hole - a tiny one - in the screen door in the kitchen. Paul, in the next room, heard loud "Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!" noises, and wondered what the heck it could be. It was Miss Hoppy, each Pop! was another strand of screen tearing as she pulled the rip wider open! Thankfully he arrived before she made her way outdoors ... that and, if she had gone outdoors, her first instinct would have been to hop back in for a second - she always doublechecks entrances and exits for functionality ...

We now have a screen/storm door with adjustable glass panels. In the summer, both glass panels are down, so air can flow through the top portion of the screen, but the whole bottom half is doubly protected from those sharp bunny teeth!

[RICHARD]

Back to the original post -

The voice of reason.


Everyone knows that a sleeping man will listen to a sound three times before he can recognize it and assign a status to it..


As for my folding hair and new paper.....


A correspondent, filing a story from the front lines, doesn't have the time to check for spelling...He trusts his brilliant readers to figure out what's going on!

[gini]

The voice of reason.


Everyone knows that a sleeping man will listen to a sound three times before he can recognize it and assign a status to it..


As for my folding hair and new paper.....


A correspondent, filing a story from the front lines, doesn't have the time to check for spelling...He trusts his brilliant readers to figure out what's going on!

http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/

Gosh, Richard, I had no idea you worked for a new paper!

[Randi]

I can just picture the next episode... think we need a volunteer to go and film the scene tonight (Directors chair is ready!), and Richard may not be able to write anything the next few days - after the bathing session. Where do I get a ticket for the show?

Smart boy, Eddie!

[RICHARD]

I can just picture the next episode... think we need a volunteer to go and film the scene tonight (Directors chair is ready!), and Richard may not be able to write anything the next few days - after the bathing session. Where do I get a ticket for the show?

Smart boy, Eddie!

NO animal will be hurt of filmed during the making of that movie....I usually give us BOTH a bath at the same time.......I don't want to traumatize the audience!

[lbaker]

"brilliant readers" YES!! It's been awhile since I've been referred to as "brilliant". Er, am I included in that? Whatever, I'll take kudos any time I can get them

[slick]

NO animal will be hurt of filmed during the making of that movie....I usually give us BOTH a bath at the same time.......I don't want to traumatize the audience!

OMD.....shut my eyes......A harey nikked Richard in the tub with Edster........

Good thing it's not in Gini's bathtub. Heck, just one shaved leg can stop up the works!!!!

[mrspunkysmom]

Well, in the South, Richard would be hairy and naked.

Nekked means your naked and doing somethin'

Thanks for the laughs

Yes, animals are smart. The Spunkmeister has me trained. He takes initiative too. When we play kitty-lympics in the hallway, he waits until I throw the last furry thing and then he trades places with me.

He remembers when I have baked fish or albacore in a can.

Anne