A farmer was sitting at the table while his wife was
preparing dinner. His wife dropped a spoon and bent
over to pick it up. As she bent over the farmer said,
"Honey, your butt is as big as a combine."

The wife picks up the spoon and continues cooking
with no comment to her husband. As she put the dinner
on the table she dropped the pepper shaker on the floor.
While she was bent over picking it up the farmer said,
"Honey I take that back. Your butt is as big as two
combines!"

The wife picks up the pepper, sets it on the table and
begins eating with any comment to her husband. Later
on that night after the couple had gone to bed the farmer
started feeling a little frisky. As he cuddled up to his
wife he noticed that there was no response on her end.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder and asked her what
was wrong.

She replied, "Do you really think that I am going to
fire up $300,000 dollars worth of machinery for one
LITTLE corn cob???