Quote Originally Posted by Maltese_Love
Apparently VERY lazy, don't forget about the car that parks ITself.

I need one of THOSE the whole reason I don't drive is because I am afraid to park LOL..... I had a bad parking experience once and it soured me completely on driving. People would be better off if I didn't have to park myself hehe.

and don't forget the pre decorated Christmas tree.

Although I did just recently hear a story about a customers daughter who got a real tree and came home to find that she apparently had a praying mantis nest in her tree and her house was filled with the babies.... I will NEVER get a real tree again.