Those instuctions sound like mine! One of the first time I dogsat for my sister she had six sheets of instructions! My favorite one was:
"Scruffy loves McDonalds. He prefers the Quarter pounders. If you are feeding him at home he loves Quarter pounders with whipped cream on them. He also loves whipped cream but not on his cereal."
I about died laughing at all the minut details about Scruffies likes and dislikes. Could have been used to find him a girlfriend!