That's really very funny, but also SO cute and you can tell how from reading it how much you love your furkids! I work for a pet-sitting company on weekends, and let me assure you that notes/directions like yours are pretty much the norm. People know their cats so well and they want to make sure that all their needs -- practical, emotional, physical, etc. -- are met! Don't want to miss anything or leave anything out! And I know that when *I* have had someone watch my own two cats my directions have been just as long and detailed as yours! Maybe mine aren't quite as humorous, though! Thanks for sharing!