Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human
Richard,

Given 600 miles of Police-free interstate I can do 600 miles in about 6+/- hours.
Why do my limited math skills lead me to believe that the number of miles divided by 6 is equal to the average speed of a short NASCAR track?

MOFF,

Milk for you and beer for your Mario?

DONE!


LOH and LB..


Iced coffee and bailey's?

DONE!


LOH,

I think Cah Lee Fuh Nee Ah is turning into a zoo!

In the last 2.5 weeks there have been 4 bears invading neighborhoods, three deers next to the freeway, two lost whales, one transferred elephant and an alligator caught in a lake near Bellflower, CA..

No partridge in a pear tree, tho.....