Mom, where have you been?
Visiting another cat?
You don't smell like me.

I will rub myself
Up against your trouser legs
So you'll smell like me.

You wear nice cologne
But it is not "Eau de Me";
That one smells the best.

Schmoozle, Cassie Cat
While I pet you on the floor...
Phew! You need a bath!

I take out the Kitty Wipes,
Cassie knows what's coming next,
Quickly runs and hides.