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  1. #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD
    Tortellini with
    A side order of cat loaf.
    "Cat food" for my eyes!!
    absolutely
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Mom, where have you been?
    Visiting another cat?
    You don't smell like me.

    I will rub myself
    Up against your trouser legs
    So you'll smell like me.

    You wear nice cologne
    But it is not "Eau de Me";
    That one smells the best.

    Schmoozle, Cassie Cat
    While I pet you on the floor...
    Phew! You need a bath!

    I take out the Kitty Wipes,
    Cassie knows what's coming next,
    Quickly runs and hides.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    The cat of my dreams-
    Walks across my inert form
    Breakfast-in one hour?


    "One whole hour to wait?
    Dude, wake your sleepy arse up!"
    BREAKFAST COMING UP!

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    A little salty taste is fine
    But not if from your tears
    Let me lick them away
    And pull the corners of your mouth up
    With my love ~ *purrrrrrr rumble*

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    My really white cat
    Now tinged gray from the outdoors.
    Bath drawn, It awaits.

    Meowing loudly.
    Why did you get me all wet?
    Do not like water!

    A short walk outdorrs-
    Turned your fur just plain dirty.
    Pristine once again!

    A short lesson learned
    Do not go out without DAD!
    Or a bath follows!

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    4:15 AM,
    Last night's food is still in dish;
    Leftovers are BAD.

    What's this in my dish?
    Friskies Mixed Grill yet again?
    I want Fancy Feast!

    Mom got a new plant --
    Eight bucks at the garden store;
    Think I'll have a taste.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    The white clipped cat hairs
    Dance on streams of pure sunlight.
    Dad's not that tidy.

    -----------------
    Dad gave me a trim
    He's cut my hair in stages.
    No real bald spots-yet!

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    Cassie's tail moves fast --
    Smacks me in the face when I
    Love on her too much.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Richard watches sport
    On TV ... He leaves his chair,
    Edster moves right in.

    Underneath the coat
    So white and fluffy, I think
    Ed is a wise soul.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    MILO:

    Orange tabby boy
    Playing with a catnip mouse,
    What a precious cat.


    CASSIE:
    Ten o'clock PM,
    Cassie Cat would like to play;
    I would like to sleep.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    "Would like to sleep!?"
    Perchance to dream.
    What fools these mortals be ~
    A cat dream.
    WATCH OUT!!

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    My cat is my life.
    Unpredictable furball?
    No, my sanity!

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    Cat stares intently
    Under refrigerator
    Watching who-knows-what?
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    He asked
    Her kitten
    To pet and purr
    She eyed his puss
    And screamed
    "WHAT FUR"!

    Burma Shave
    ~ at least I'm not...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom
    Cat stares intently
    Under refrigerator
    Watching who-knows-what?
    Across the kitchen floor
    A lost milk ring hockey puck.
    'Mom, A little hand?"
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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