ahh come on, what's the fun of criminalizing fat/skinny/short/tall jokes? I'm big as the broad side of a barn!! I DEMAND to be treated differently than everyone else and I expect fat jokes

My husband is a lefty... maybe that is why our server was ridiculously slow last time we went out to eat... We should sue...
I have no problem with people who are short/fat/tall/skinny/prefer to wear their underwear on the outside, I just think that there are a lot more important things to take up the legislator's time.