political fun thread.

[RICHARD]

Porn starlet Jenna Jameson has thrown her support behind Hillary Clinton.

Why am I going to leave this one alone?

[Pam]

Porn starlet Jenna Jameson has thrown her support behind Hillary Clinton.

Why am I going to leave this one alone?

[RICHARD]

I guess I couldn't put my carbon footprint on Al Gore's, Danny and Leo's rearend?

[RICHARD]

Sheryl Crow, of the one square toilet paper fame recently did some commercials for hair color......


Now, if she's interested in tree conservation, why is she promoting dyes and tints that are washed down the drain and into the waste water system..



Could those chemicals have affected her rationale?

[Lady's Human]

My favorite news item from the weekend was a story on the radio this morning:

Sen. Hillary Clinton celebrates Memorial Day by attending a ceremony in her hometown.

I was wondering if she went back home for the weekend......Nope. Her "
hometown" is evidently Chappaqua, NY. Durn, didn't think she grew up here.

[Edwina's Secretary]

My favorite news item from the weekend was a story on the radio this morning:

Sen. Hillary Clinton celebrates Memorial Day by attending a ceremony in her hometown.

I was wondering if she went back home for the weekend......Nope. Her "
hometown" is evidently Chappaqua, NY. Durn, didn't think she grew up here.

I was born in Indianapolis, raised in Rockford, educated in Arizona, live in California and call Chicago my hometown.

Surely you can find something more substantial than Hillary referring to the place where she owns a house her "hometown" to pick on??? Perhaps her hair style or the color of the last suit she wore?

[Lady's Human]

Pardon.

Did I pick on the wrong candidate/official?

My most humble apologies for posting something I found amusing in a "political fun" thread.

I will try to remember that the dear Senator Clinton is not to be harassed.

[RICHARD]

But did you see the bird drop one on GWB?

Where are you Gerald Ford?

[Lady's Human]

Richard, Ya know when you're fishing and a seagull drops one on you it's good luck. Wonder what it translates to in politics?

[Edwina's Secretary]

Porn starlet Jenna Jameson has thrown her support behind Hillary Clinton.

Why am I going to leave this one alone?

Because no one but you knows who Jenna Jameson is?

[Lady's Human]

GWB- lived in Texas for years before running for political office.

Reagan-worked in Hollywood for years before running for office.

HRC-Lived in NY for the minimum legal amount of time before declaring candidacy for the Senate, and has the gall to call Chappaqua, NY her "hometown".

If you asked me what my hometown is, I'd tell you a small town in Mass.

If you asked me where I live, I'd tell you NY.

If you ask me where I'm from, I'd tell you it was a loaded question.

[Edwina's Secretary]

You call it gall....I suspect if Hillary said the earth rotates around the sun you would find something wrong with it.

Now here's a funny one. The new Monica....the woman charged with vetting candidates for the Justice Dept based on political correctness.

She agreed to testify before congress under a grant of immunity. Then refuses to answer questions pleading the 5th (and 6th)!

Now THAT'S gall...

Guess she missed the class at her prestigious law school when they discussed the meaning of the word "immunity." Probably getting her highlights done.

[Lady's Human]

Got it.

Republicans.......Bad, and female republicans are vapid nitwits.

Democrats.........Wonderful, and female democrats are the pinnacle of society.


Funny, I just looked at several stories about Ms. Goodling, and the only references I can find to her pleading the 5th are from before the grant of immunity.

Also, why would one plead the 6th? Please can I have a speedy and fair trial, Madame speaker?

At least make claims that make sense.

[Edwina's Secretary]

Saw the tapes...she pleaded the 5th AFTER the grant of immunity. Why do I have to make sense of this? I am not the one pleading the 5th or the 6th....

Sorry...maybe you missed something. Sometimes you seem to suggest if YOU didn't see/read/hear something...it doesn't exist. And I thought only people who had done something wrong pleaded the 5th. You know...like gangsters and such. And why does someone who hasn't done anything wrong need immunity?

And btw....show me one time I have suggested Hillary is a pinnacle of society. In fact...I have said repeatedly that she disappointed me and I do not (regrettably) support her candidancy for president. Ouch. Truth.

I am just a seeker of truth and honesty.... And humor...