Okay, this one has a set-up to it. I had a car that had, well, character. It was 12 or 13 years old, light blue car with a black peeling roof, a red driver's side door, and SKY blue primer on the left and right rear fenders - and on the gas cap. It was a Maverick, with freckles (okay, rust spots) on any light-blue areas as well. Like I said, a car with character.

I was a camp counselor that year, and was going to be there on my birthday, so my mom stuck my present hidden in my suitcase. What was it? A bumper-stick that said:

"This is NOT an abandoned car."