Oh dear, poor Rocky! You and everyone will be in our prayers, what a tragic accident. Remember that's all it was, it wasn't anyone's fault, okay?

Rocky, you go find Bruni and Freckles - they're both big ol' Saintly girls, and they've been up there a while. They'll know all the good spots for naps, and will surely take you to my mom, who has always had a big soft spot in her heart for Saint Bernards.