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Thread: Thursday #211 time to get away

  1. #16
    Okay, Barkeep.

    How about a redux of the 10 white russians?


    I went to work this morning, walked in, and the supervisor was waiting for me at the timeclock with a work order for a machine that had gone down the night prior. Then I helped someone on another machine, and finally, after three hours, got to my own work for the day. (I'd love to be anonymous, but it's just not in the cards)

    Then I left, went to the dentist, and they finished a root canal. While at the office, they had a power outage, and I had to help their office staff restart their network..........so I could get my BILL! (I should have asked for a rebate due to technical support assistance)


    On second thought, let me do this the easy way:

    One tequila

    two tequila

    three tequila


    FLOOR!!!!!
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

  2. #17
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    What a day you had LH! Hope the dentist gave you a discount.

    My day has been very uneventful, leaving me more time to enjoy partying in the Bahamas.

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    Huh??? What???? **rubs eyes**

    Oh my gosh, the sun is so warm that I fell asleep in my lounge chair. How long have I been "out"???? Hope I wasn't snoring.

    Dr. G...so sorry for your loss.

    Boy, an afternoon nap can leave you parched. I'll take an ice cold beer in a frosty glass please. Can someone help me pick up LH??
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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  4. #19
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    Oh, Lord knows I need a Vacation~ Yes Sir Ree I am So There~

    Ahhhh, That's the Ticket~~~~ (Leans back and admires the Sunset)


    Yeah, I'll take an Ice Cold Beer too, and you can slap a cute Umbrella in it!!

    Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~

    I"VE BEEN FROSTED

  5. #20
    What in hell I guess Takillya and novacaine don't mix well.

    Thanks for the hand, slick. my head feels like someone hit me in the head with a gold brick wrapped in lime.



    A beer with an umbrella in it?

    That's wrong in sooooooooooo many ways, but what the heck, It's Thursday.


    DONE! (quietly)
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

  6. #21
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    Wait, wait LH - if you're putting little umbrellas into drinks that don't usually get them, I'll have another cafe au lait. WITH an umbrella.
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  7. #22
    One Umbrella-laden cafe au lait.

    DONE!

    Okay, what's Mario been putting into the water around here?
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

  8. Still waiting....and getting rather warm....guess we will go sit under that palm tree.....

  9. #24
    Mario, bring the Ladies their Rum and Cokes, willya?

    (And no drinking them on the way over. )

    Did anyone check the L+F for the barkeep? Heck, I'm still waiting for my white russians.
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Gosh, first time in weeks I've visited Thursdays and by golly it looks like I'm already here!

    Durn cabana boy never did show up that day.....or the day after.....or the day after that....no wonder we're both parched, Sara!

    Slick....what's that funny tan line you have? Gotta be careful when you fall asleep in the sun lke that.

    Slushie with a 'brella sounds extremely wonderful to me if that durn cabana boy ever shows up!

    Oh, and we're now in the Denver area for about a week. Just spent 3 days in motorhome repair hell, but everything is working better than ever now and we're back to our permanent vacation. So.....bring on the slushies!!! (and hopefully they're on sale these days because the pocket book needs a little break after all the repairs )

    Oh, and one more Oh. I guess I'll have to update my siggy and avatar one of these days so Robin doesn't start feeling left out. Daddy's little nut case.
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  11. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom

    Oh, and we're now in the Denver area for about a week.
    Just spent 3 days in motorhome repair hell,
    but everything is working better than ever now
    and we're back to our permanent vacation.
    Psssst!

    Are you planning on FINDLAY for the 27th of MAY, this year???

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  12. #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human
    Boat drinks

    Barkeep I need two more boat drinks

    then I'm headed south to my dream place (nightmare place, more like it)

    everything seems to be wrong......
    Two drinks and godspeed!

    DONe!

    KK,
    One Pc and loaded bag!

    DONE!


    T&p and ES...

    One giant PC and two straws?

    DONE!

    CM,
    It's virtual travel!

    Cafe au lait?

    DONE!

    Slick,

    SPF 400
    and a triple DOTD!
    DONE!

    MOFF

    CVC and a greasy sheeseburger on onion roll!
    DONE!

    STE,
    Raspberry Mijito ?

    Sounds good to me!
    DONE!

    Dr g and BM,

    Double PC for your table!

    DONE!

    Ms,. G

    Done for the ladies and a juicy CB for you!
    DONE!

    LP, YOU tell Matio 'no drinks for him!'

    ONe LIT and a grass skirt!
    DONE!

    Redd

    ONE CB and a Double umbrella!
    DONE


    LH,

    LOLOLOL, sorry but you should have boogied, All bills will catch up, eventually!

    ONE, TWo THREE.....FLOOR!

    Hey while you are down there you wanna look at the ice maker?

    NOT!

    DONE?

    D39,

    All the umbrellas uou can take!

    DONE!

    I have been working..Today I drove about 220 miles...i is tired.

    see ya'll in the morning!
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    Oh there you are!

    Working?? hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss - how awful! That is best avoided.

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    Where is the music?? This weird computer music station I listen to is great.. dear little Mario, today they featured Elvis Costello singing "Monkey to Man" followed by Rufus Thomas doing "Can Your Monkey Do The Dog" followed by Arrogant Worms singing "The Monkey Song". See? I told you this was a strange and wonderful station!! Happy Mothers Day all you Mothers (Of Invention?)

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    Hey what does a girl have to do to get a drink around here! I ordered a strawberry daquiri and not only was I ignored by my own LH but the barkeep skipped over me as well! Geez, maybe this strawberry shortcake will help me get a drink. Don't worry I left enough strawberries for you Mario and my daquiri.
    RIP Lady, Thursday's won't be the same without you to cuddle with by the fire


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