What the heck, I may as well join in the fun. A boat drink with double umbrellas and a cheeseburger sounds perfect right about now - it's lunchtime!
I AM standing up
What the heck, I may as well join in the fun. A boat drink with double umbrellas and a cheeseburger sounds perfect right about now - it's lunchtime!
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Okay, Barkeep.
How about a redux of the 10 white russians?
I went to work this morning, walked in, and the supervisor was waiting for me at the timeclock with a work order for a machine that had gone down the night prior. Then I helped someone on another machine, and finally, after three hours, got to my own work for the day. (I'd love to be anonymous, but it's just not in the cards)
Then I left, went to the dentist, and they finished a root canal. While at the office, they had a power outage, and I had to help their office staff restart their network..........so I could get my BILL! (I should have asked for a rebate due to technical support assistance)
On second thought, let me do this the easy way:
One tequila
two tequila
three tequila
FLOOR!!!!!
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
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My day has been very uneventful, leaving me more time to enjoy partying in the Bahamas.
I'm Canadian......eh?
Huh??? What???? **rubs eyes**
Oh my gosh, the sun is so warm that I fell asleep in my lounge chair. How long have I been "out"???? Hope I wasn't snoring.
Dr. G...so sorry for your loss.
Boy, an afternoon nap can leave you parched. I'll take an ice cold beer in a frosty glass please. Can someone help me pick up LH??
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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Oh, Lord knows I need a Vacation~
Ahhhh, That's the Ticket~~~~ (Leans back and admires the Sunset)
Yeah, I'll take an Ice Cold Beer too, and you can slap a cute Umbrella in it!!
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
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What in hell I guess Takillya and novacaine don't mix well.
Thanks for the hand, slick. my head feels like someone hit me in the head with a gold brick wrapped in lime.
A beer with an umbrella in it?
That's wrong in sooooooooooo many ways, but what the heck, It's Thursday.
DONE! (quietly)
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
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Wait, wait LH - if you're putting little umbrellas into drinks that don't usually get them, I'll have another cafe au lait. WITH an umbrella.
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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