"I'm trying to see things your way, but i cant get my head up my butt"

OH and i love this one!!!
"If it's too loud, you're too old!" YES!!!!!!

LMAO.
"Buy American" and in the corner it says "Made in China".

OH and theese ones...
"Men have feelings...Just kidding."

"There are two ways to argue with woman. Neither works."

"Please talk to my face, My breasts can't hear you"


AND... the best EVER.

"Boy Bands. The spawn of Satan"