Quote Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces

... they are going to put trailer homes from FEMA in Greensburg, KS ...

We have no ocean so they can't give them an ocean liner!
Whadda ya wanna bet ...

FEMA has an ONgoing Study, to determine How To DIG a Canal to Greensburg, KS!

Cuz I'm sure they signed a 10-year Lease on some broken down, half-sunk,
ex-cruise liner that they'd love to get some use out of!

Stand by - Ribbon Cutting for the Kansas Ditch is scheduled for the day the
Gold Shovels arrive and the fresh sod is laid in the ceremonial yard.



/s/ Phred