Poor Paris

**Edwina's Secretary** · 05-09-2007, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces

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You know she will write all about her horrible experience and make even more money. May as well make the story really interesting!

MOFF...you are assuming she is capable of writing....

**sparks19** · 05-09-2007, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary

MOFF...you are assuming she is capable of writing....

Unless it's a cheque or signing her name on her credit card.

**Lady's Human** · 05-09-2007, 04:53 PM

Paris Hilton? Beauty? Pardon me, but I seem to be missing the connection somewhere.

**wombat2u2004** · 05-09-2007, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary

MOFF...you are assuming she is capable of writing....

HAH !!!! This has got to be a theme for the next blonde joke of the year

Wom

**sparks19** · 05-15-2007, 12:02 PM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1773

LOL Oh my goodness.

She can't testify in her slander suit because she is too fragile and distraught with her fears of going to jail. WELL..... BOOHOO. She could have prevented that from happening if she just obeyed the law. Maybe she will throw herself a pity party

**RICHARD** · 05-15-2007, 07:20 PM

One of the funniest things I heard today was the news story of the Sheriff from Arizona- Arpaio? who wants Hilton to visit his jail!

Prisoners live in tents in the desert, are fed meals that cost the county 17 cents and have to work on chain gangs..

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Another amusting thing was the pictures of her walking into jail..

LOLOLOLOL,

She looked like she swallowed a turd.
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Aaron Spellings wife posted an open letter to her about her impending jail stint...
Spelling also did the same for the father of Anna Nicole's kid..

Hmmm, Now that she owns a film/TV production company do you see any made for TV movies in her future?

**cassiesmom** · 05-15-2007, 07:25 PM

I don't see the connection between Gov. Arnold giving her a pardon and the one that was granted by Ford to Nixon. What part of driving with a suspended license did she not understand?

**JenBKR** · 05-17-2007, 01:21 PM

And now her jail term has been cut in half

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=262385&GT1=7703

**Catsnclay** · 05-17-2007, 03:43 PM

Ok, maybe I just don't understand but how can her sentence be cut because of "good behavior" when she hasn't even served a day yet???

HOW do they know she has been 'good'????

I guess it really does pay to be wealthy.

**catnapper** · 05-18-2007, 10:10 AM

Cut in half? Good grief, I was hoping it would be doubled! I want to see her go to jail and serve every second of her term. However, I doubt it would have any effect on her behavior or make her grow up. She'll sit in jail and cry over how awful it is, then come out and sob to the press for months about how she'll ever forget the torment she endured during this "injustice".

'cuse me Ms. Hilton, but you are certainly no goddess (except in your own little universe within your mind) and the reality is that the majority of the world is drooling to see you in an orange jumpsuit eating cafetria food! Maybe you'll gain some weight and look healthy while there because they'll make you eat! hmmm.... is that what you're fearing most?!

Oh my, I just thought of something, who's gonna take care of Tink while she's in jail? The pup might actually get proper care for once!