Funny hotel/restaurant etc. notices

[wombat2u2004]

When I was kid, there used to be bus stop signs stuck in the ground.
They were about 3 feet high, coloured yellow, and had big black letters reading from top to bottom BUS STOP. The schoolkids used to get yellow paint and block out/ alter some of the lettering, so that it read PIS OF.
Wom

[Miss Z]

LOL, they're all great! I saw on a park playing field once:

'No football here. If you break this rule your balls will be confiscated.'



Oh, and on a bus window there was a message reading 'Break glass with hammer', only someone had scratched off the letters so it read 'Break ass with ham' !!!