Funny hotel/restaurant etc. notices

[PJ's Mom]

Here's one that's posted in my local Starbucks:

Unattended children will receive an espresso and a free puppy.

[RICHARD]

I saw two..


On a fast food sign, Westlake, CA

Chicken surfed daily

And on a Middle Eastern eatery in Woodland Hills, CA

Kebabs, Falafels and Hommos....

[Sirrahsim]

There were so many signs in Japan that made us crack up. Unfortunately I'm having preggo brain at the moment and can't think of any

[Edwina's Secretary]

Those folk at least have the excuse of ESL....the LA Times runs a daily piece on language abuse...I'll look for some of them..