Double-groan!!!!!!! That's almost as bad as....
What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?
Where's the bar-tender!!!
So it's lunchtime here and I've got a hankering for some onion rings. MOFF???? How about you wipe that blueberry gunk off Mario face and we go and make us up batch???? Then after we eat we can start on that birthday cake. Oh Gini will be so excited!!!!
**slaps hand on mouth** Oh, oh I think I spilled the beans!!!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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