Dear Minny,

You remind me of all the polite young ladies I've had the pleaseure to be owned by in my life. My Pookie is a very polite and very cautious tuxedo male, and he wears his tuxedo with fastidious pride. One little poo poo in that box and he's not having anything to do with it! He keeps his Mommy on her toes!

Enjoy your very special day, Pretty Girl! A kiss on your sweet nose!