Are you a blonde ??? I am....lol

[wombat2u2004]

I agree sorry if they offend anyone but I have two more:

A blonde went into an electrical shop and said to the shop keeper
'I want to buy that tv'
The shop keeper replied 'sorry we dont sell to blondes'
So the blonde dyed her hair brown. She went in to the shop and said 'I want to buy that tv'
The shop keeper replied 'sorry we dont sell to blondes'
So the blonde dyed her hair red. She went in to the shop and said 'I want to buy that tv'
The shop keeper replied 'sorry we dont sell to blondes'
The blonde said 'How do you know I am blonde? I have dyed my hair!'
The shop keeper replied 'Because thats a microwave not a TV!'




There were 3 people trying to get into heaven. A blonde, a red, and a brunette.
God told them they would be told 100 jokes and they must not laugh else they wont go to heaven. The red laughed at about joke 30, the brown joke 60. The blonde got to 99 and laughed. God said to the blonde 'You were so close why did you laugh?'
The blonde replied 'I just got the first joke!'

Hehehehe....very good.
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[Alysser]

Those were great!

[Argranade]

LMAO,

I was going to go blond but now I'm having second thoughts lol.

[Marigold2]

Those were funny.

[Roxyluvsme13]

lmao. I always love blonde jokes because I'm a brunette.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Am I a blond? ..... hm, I don't remember!!!

[Miss Z]

lmao. I always love blonde jokes because I'm a brunette.

Hehe, same here!

[wombat2u2004]

Well you youngens maybe brunettes for now.....but in another 50 years when your hair goes white....I will be here waiting with more blonde jokes for you both
Hehehehehe
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