Quote Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
In honor of our Anniversary:
I WANT SOME ONION RINGS!!!

Yes, I'll share with everyone too!!!

Mario, they are to eat, not wear like bracelets!!!
DONE

hey, do we have any hot horseradish for the prime rib?



speaking of old, bad jokes...
Steven Spielberg Documentary
Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama about famous composers, starring top movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present.

Spielberg strongly desired the box office "oomph" of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they would portray, as long as they were very famous.

Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."

"Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I'll play him."

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I'd like to play him."

Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"

So Arnold said ...


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I'll be Bach.