Hey LH ... did you hear me when I asked for a RED Licorice?

You *PASSED* me one? WHEN?
Never got in MY hand!

You HEARD me eating it? ... I haven't had a piece for 15 minutes!

My hand is NOT "hairy"!
And I did NOT *GRAB* the whole bag of licorice sticks!

And why is YOUR *Hairy Hand* <rubbin> the top of MY head!???


LH! ... Did you just *KISS* me on the ear!???
You otta *brush* your teeth!! ... Have you tried Listerine?

WHAT!??
How did WE get the Monkey!???
Oh, For the Love of ______ ...

I dunno ... see if he'll *trade* the Licorice Bag for the can of yellow spray paint.