I have so many nicknames.

My dad calls me Ellie Mae (kind of like your Lexie Mae :P) because of my houseful of pets. He also calls me turkey, and now I've developed the nickname Crash since I started driving a little.

My mom calls me Scooty Poot. It's been my nickname literally since birth.

My grandpa used to call me Little Brown Jug because I was always tan, I practically lived in his pool. Now, I'm the Not so Brown Jug.

My uncle, (oh dear) calls me Obnoxious Weenus Butt Greasy Greasy Granny (Ob for short). I really have no earthly idea why. It's been my nickname since I was little.

And my brothers, all call me Shorty. It's not my fault I'm only 5'4" and they're like 6'3"!