Psst, Phred..........How's that song go?
Something about mutilated monkey meat?
We're going to have to make SOME effort to get back to the bar, I'm starting to need a cup of coffee.
Psst, Phred..........How's that song go?
Something about mutilated monkey meat?
We're going to have to make SOME effort to get back to the bar, I'm starting to need a cup of coffee.
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
moff taps foot as Mario peeks out from behind her - Hey, now! No one is going to make any mutilated monkey meat around here!!!!! It's ok Mario! I'll protect you from the crazy man!!! Too much licorice sometimes makes a person go bonkers!!!Originally Posted by Lady's Human
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No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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And too much alcohol does too! Careful Mario, don't try any of this!!Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
http://www.idkwtf.com/videos/latest-.../drunk-monkeys
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"I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.
Is it the licorice? Everyone is nuts in here this week!
But just think of the tales that Phred and LH are going to tell when they finally get out of the L/F!!
As I recall, it's also got little birdies bloody feet and it's floating in pink lemonade.Originally Posted by Dr.Goodnow
Mario, would you like to make that popcorn into popcorn balls tonight? It'll take your mind off that scarey song.
Hey LH ... did you hear me when I asked for a RED Licorice?
You *PASSED* me one? WHEN?
Never got in MY hand!
You HEARD me eating it? ... I haven't had a piece for 15 minutes!
My hand is NOT "hairy"!
And I did NOT *GRAB* the whole bag of licorice sticks!
And why is YOUR *Hairy Hand* <rubbin> the top of MY head!???
LH! ... Did you just *KISS* me on the ear!???
You otta *brush* your teeth!! ... Have you tried Listerine?
WHAT!??
How did WE get the Monkey!???
Oh, For the Love of ______ ...
I dunno ... see if he'll *trade* the Licorice Bag for the can of yellow spray paint.
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/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
Do you hear the racket coming from the L/F??? What are they doing in there?
You don't suppose that Phred and LH got into a fight do you?
Originally Posted by gini
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Yeah, "we" got inna fight - with the durn MONKEY!
He won't give us back the bagga Licorice!![]()
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
Happy Sunday mornin' everyone. Let's raise a toast of tiny bubbles in honor of Don Ho who passed over the bridge yesterday
I'll never forget his show I went to when I was in Hawaii MANY years ago. I got to go backstage and meet him and his band mates and crew. He was such an entertainer and will be missed.
NEWS FLASH!!!Originally Posted by Cinder & Smoke
WHATEVER IS HAIRY AND EATING YOUR LICORICE IN THE L/F IS NOT MARIO!
HE IS MAKING POPCORN BALLS WITH CIBER-SIBES AND WATCHING MOVIES WITH US!!!
I'M NOT SURE WHAT OTHER HAIRY THINGS MAY BE IN THE LF BUT BIGFOOT IN A TUTU HAS BEEN SIGHTED IN THE AREA!!!![]()
MAYBE IT'S BIGFOOTS WIFE???? RUMOR HAS IT SHE LOVES TO SMOOCH!!!![]()
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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I remember it is served with greasy grimey gopher guts.................and you dont get a spoon!Originally Posted by Lady's Human
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Merry Holidays to One an All Blessed be
Don't cry Mario! It's just a stupid song!!! No one will hurt you. Where would the bar be without you? Specially since the bartender has abandoned us?
Let's pop some popcorn and watch movies!
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No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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