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Thread: Thursday #207 -- Happy National Licorice Day

  1. #31
    <crawl> ~ <crawl> ~ <crawl>

    <<BUMP>>
    <gasp>

    Oh, HI, LH!
    Fancy meetin you here inna L&F ...
    Next time try turnin the flashlight *ON*!

    Let's get outta here ... tighten up your guide string and we'll ...


    How's Come you just *reeled in* the END that was tied to the Bar?
    Hmmmm ... looks like Monkey Teeth Marks on the end ...

    **MARIO**!!
    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

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    Oh No!!! Do we have two missing in the L&F now?? What are we going to do folks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties
    Oh No!!! Do we have two missing in the L&F now?? What are we going to do folks?
    Send Mario in to find them!!! He's the one who lost them!!!

    Mario, you are a stinker!!!!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip

    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

    Frankie

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    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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    Rain and sleet ....can I get a hot toddie? while I mull things over?

    Mario?? why are you carrying a empty can of paint??? Where is everyone? and what are you doing with that string young monkey boy?
    Merry Holidays to One an All Blessed be

  5. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties

    Oh No!!!
    Do we have two missing in the L&F now??

    What are we going to do folks?
    KK organizes the Rescue Partee ...

    <knock> <knock>

    ?? Since when does the Rescue Team <knock> before entering??

    <HELLOW> ... Are you Chaps In Here??

    "CHAPS??" ... Yuppers, we're In Here ... not sure WHERE, but we're here.

    <Shine your torch>

    TORCH?? All we gotz is the flashlight LH brought ... and a ball of disconnected string ...
    Flashlight hurts our eyes.

    <We'll send in the Monkey!>

    Spare us! ... We're phine ... LH brought a bagfull of Licorice ... we got no worries.
    (Pass me a Red this tyme, please ... Thanks, LH.)
    <<buRRRp>> ... 'scuze, me!


    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

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    Psst, Phred..........How's that song go?

    Something about mutilated monkey meat?

    We're going to have to make SOME effort to get back to the bar, I'm starting to need a cup of coffee.
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human
    Psst, Phred..........How's that song go?

    Something about mutilated monkey meat?

    We're going to have to make SOME effort to get back to the bar, I'm starting to need a cup of coffee.
    moff taps foot as Mario peeks out from behind her - Hey, now! No one is going to make any mutilated monkey meat around here!!!!! It's ok Mario! I'll protect you from the crazy man!!! Too much licorice sometimes makes a person go bonkers!!!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    MY BLESSINGS:
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    Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip

    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

    Frankie

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    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human
    Psst, Phred..........How's that song go?

    Something about mutilated monkey meat?

    We're going to have to make SOME effort to get back to the bar, I'm starting to need a cup of coffee.
    I remember it is served with greasy grimey gopher guts.................and you dont get a spoon!
    Merry Holidays to One an All Blessed be

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    Don't cry Mario! It's just a stupid song!!! No one will hurt you. Where would the bar be without you? Specially since the bartender has abandoned us?

    Let's pop some popcorn and watch movies!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    MY BLESSINGS:
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    Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip

    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

    Frankie

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    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
    Too much licorice sometimes makes a person go bonkers!!!
    And too much alcohol does too! Careful Mario, don't try any of this!!

    http://www.idkwtf.com/videos/latest-.../drunk-monkeys



    "I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.


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    Is it the licorice? Everyone is nuts in here this week!

    But just think of the tales that Phred and LH are going to tell when they finally get out of the L/F!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Goodnow
    I remember it is served with greasy grimey gopher guts.................and you dont get a spoon!
    As I recall, it's also got little birdies bloody feet and it's floating in pink lemonade. Mario, would you like to make that popcorn into popcorn balls tonight? It'll take your mind off that scarey song.

  13. #43
    Hey LH ... did you hear me when I asked for a RED Licorice?

    You *PASSED* me one? WHEN?
    Never got in MY hand!

    You HEARD me eating it? ... I haven't had a piece for 15 minutes!

    My hand is NOT "hairy"!
    And I did NOT *GRAB* the whole bag of licorice sticks!

    And why is YOUR *Hairy Hand* <rubbin> the top of MY head!???


    LH! ... Did you just *KISS* me on the ear!???
    You otta *brush* your teeth!! ... Have you tried Listerine?

    WHAT!??
    How did WE get the Monkey!???
    Oh, For the Love of ______ ...

    I dunno ... see if he'll *trade* the Licorice Bag for the can of yellow spray paint.

    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

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    Do you hear the racket coming from the L/F??? What are they doing in there?

    You don't suppose that Phred and LH got into a fight do you?

  15. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by gini

    Do you hear the racket coming from the L/F???
    What are they doing in there?

    You don't suppose that Phred and LH got into a fight do you?

    Yeah, "we" got inna fight - with the durn MONKEY!
    He won't give us back the bagga Licorice!
    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

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