Scrappy 2, you are so cute and adorable! What a beautiful little tux girl you are! And a happy Gotcha Day 2 to you!
Would you be interested in meeting a handsome, distinguished-looking, mature tuxedo gentleman? I have admired you from afar for a long time. I hope that perhaps you will favor me with the pleasure of your company at the next Catmandu gathering.
Your obdt. svt.,
Sydney
P.S., please PM me your postal address, as I have a special birthday present to send you!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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