That is funny. One thing I have learned in life is...

It is better to be married to a wonderful, loving, sincere spouse than to be single.

It is better to be single than to be married to someone who makes your life hell.

Advice that I'd always give to someone seeking a life partner. Nothing is better than marriage when you have a good spouse. Nothing is worse than marriage when you have a bad spouse.

You just gotta be married to the right person.