WHAT DID YOU EXPECT! I BET YOU turn on the light from now on!!!I have Chica , my chihuahua and Coco, my 4 month old chihuahua. I am still working with the puppy on going on the weewee pads all the time in the house. One night she went on the carpet near the bathroom door. I got up in the dark, and went to the bathroom and stepped in her poop.
Sqoosh between the toes. SHIT HAPPENS!!!!!!! TURN ON THE LIGHT, I DO!!!!!NOW!!! Your story was funny. I hope you will recover soon, and feel better soon.