I have often thought about what I could ask if my cats could talk to me for a day.

I'm just interested in knowing what the fascination with paper is! LOL LOL Why do cats like to find a scrap of paper, no matter how miniscule or large it is, to lay on??!! LOL

For Scooter, I would ask:
Why do you fuss so much? Are you in any pain? (he has bad UTI troubles frequently...so far so good...fingers crossed!!) Why do you pee on the floor? We would let you have free run of the house with Marius if only we could trust you not to pee on the floor!! LOL
Of course we would tell him that we love him too

For Marius, I would ask:
What is your history? (before he came to me)
What's the deal with your shoe/foot fetish?
How can you be so cute??!!! LOL LOL He's my baby...I love my little Marius head