I danced with a Ninja because I cannot control myself

[Cincy'sMom]

I kicked a llama becuase the voices told me to

[moosmom]

I loved a fireman because I am cool.

[kuhio98]

Dang! I knew I shouldn't have worn a blue shirt today.

[sirrahbed]

I danced with your mom because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

[ChrisH]

I choked on a birdbath because I'm cool like that.

[cyber-sibes]

I kicked a llama becuase the voices told me to

Whoa, gotta watch out for those voices, Amy! Have you seen a shrink?

[Marigold2]

Wom, sounds just like you. LOL

Buttercup sorry about yours. Mine isn't much better.

I kicked a monster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Wom

[RedHedd]

I sang to a fork because I was drunk .... yup, that WAS me.

[Toby's my baby]

I ran over a banana because I was drunk.

[Roxyluvsme13]

I did the macarena with a ninja because I was drunk.

I would never do the macarena with a ninja. *shakes head*

By the way, this thread is making me lmao.

[critter crazy]

I had Lunch with a Llama, Cause I am Sexy and Do what I want!!

ROFLMAO!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[theterrierman]

I had lunch with a pickle because that's how I roll.

Oh Yeah

[Taz_Zoee]

I smoked a football player because that's how I roll.

[Zippy]

I murdered my dog cause I was drunk Mines terrible!

Mine is bad too:
I murdered a llama cause I was drunk!

[angelbow20]

I ran over my dog because I'm NOT a homosexual and thats how I roll.