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    I did the Macarena with a fireman because that's how I roll and because I was drunk.

    Alrighty then. LOL And, you know, back in my younger days ... I just MIGHT HAVE done the Macarena with a fireman because that's how I roll and because I was drunk.

    *snort*
    "We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" - M. Facklam

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    I did the Macarena with a gangster because I'm cool like that.

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    I choked on a banana because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

    LOL!
    Ashley
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    I smoked a baseball bat because I was drunk! lol I guess that would make sense.

    *Sammy*Springen*Molli*

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    I loved my best friends boyfriend because I hate myself. OMG Sorry Kim I never wanted you to know.

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    I had lunch with a banana because I was high! Please pass the juice banana! LOL!
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    I danced with Chuck Norris because I'm cool like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyber-sibes
    I did the Macarena with a gangster because I'm cool like that.
    LOL Pat!!
    ~Angie, Sierra & Buddy
    **Don't breed or buy while shelter dogs die!**

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    I kicked a monster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
    Wom

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    Wom, sounds just like you. LOL

    Buttercup sorry about yours. Mine isn't much better.

    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
    I kicked a monster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
    Wom

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    I murdered my dog cause I was drunk Mines terrible!
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    I kicked a llama becuase the voices told me to

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cincy'sMom
    I kicked a llama becuase the voices told me to
    Whoa, gotta watch out for those voices, Amy! Have you seen a shrink?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyber-sibes
    Whoa, gotta watch out for those voices, Amy! Have you seen a shrink?

    Today I kicked the llamma, becuase I hate myself...guess it is back to the shrink.....


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    I sang to a noodle because I hate my family. YEA...really me..

    I'm laughing so hard right now at these sentences, they are so funny! This is awesome! Thanks for sharing, Kym.

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