hmmmm....

To Scout--why are you obsessed with getting outside? I found you hald dead ouside, don't you think you're better off with me? And, why don't you bother to cover your poop in the litterbox?

To Gigi-Little girl-Why must you always *help* me clean the litterbox? Do you know that it is annoying to have you knock off the scoop what I just scooped out?! And of course, who do you like best, Mommy or Daddy?(I have to ask that because technically she supposed to be Joey's kitty, but I'm the one who takes care of her.)

To Bixby-Why are you obsessed with licking my face until I think the skin is going to peel off? Do you know I love you, but sometimes you're overly affectionate?

And to all of them when they sneeze or cough...Are you feeling ok? What hurts?