*riiiing*

Hi God!

Hope You've got da Flannel Skrubbies all pressed anna Fur-Lined Halo Hat wiffa ear flapperz
reddy fur tumorrow ... You're due inna Yukon fur Tehya's spay-job!
Prolly not gonna be all that toasty "warm" ... better ask Tubby & Peanut to
keep da heater on inna Silver Klowd Express!

All us Pet Talkers are gettin kinda "FOND" of lil Tehya ...
so's You'll be gettin a LOTTA Prayer Calls tanite at BigBed tyme askin fur You
to take *speschul care* of the Lil Cutie durrin da Sir Jury.

Do Your Best ta tell her to Mynd da Zippur ... might wann start her off wiffa
Not-Bite thingy so she duzint get any bad habbitz onna way home.
An please tell dat Dummie Anvik not to try "helpin" her wiffa Zippur!

Oh ... maybe You could give Momma Tamara sumpin ta DO tumorrow ...
keep her mynd offa da lil Kid atta Hoppsbittle.
Send her ober to da Shelter ... just to *check* onna inmates.

THANKS, God!!

/s/ the Prayer Pups